Life Goes On....

HAY everyone....

It's been a long time (Once again, sorry!) And of course I have too many stories to tell. The latest is once again about a KENNY JAMROG visit. Keep in mind that the fact that I just mentioned Kenny means the rest of the story is going to be somewhat of a blur. A three day blur to be exact (well, not that exact at all!!!)

Once upon a time in a gay land not that far away from Amherst, MA a man called Tristyn actually got in touch with his good friend Reefa. It had been ages since this had happened because of how often Reefa's roomate was online. He informed the "REEF's" that not only would he be coming over that afternoon, but also in attendance would be the famous Kenneth Jammrog. (Sorrrrry Kenny if that's not how I Speel it!!!)

Immediately Reefa realized it was time to eat some solids. For if Kenneth and Tristyn arrived at the house before the solids were digested, his life would have many more reprocutions than if he did indeed did do this. The MAcaroni & Cheese with HOT DOGS was scumptious.

Before Reefa could change his ensemble (which as we all know takes quite some time,) the boys had arrived, and the BLUR had begun. Kenneth and Reefa went to the "Spirit Haus," to aquire as many "spirits" as monetarily possible, while on the way to Tristyn's home.

Quickly the boys downed all of the "spirits" and decided the temprature, even in the air-conditioned apartement, was too much to bear. The Conneticuit (I doubt that is how I spell it,) River would be the best location to cool off.

Deciding the Mercedes would be the best vehicle to drive to the HICK-INFESTED beach would be the best idea, the three boys proceeded on. When they arrived, all they could see was Hadley HICKS who were sure to be the least likely people to enjoy the company of these FABULOUS boys. They decided to take the Mercedes and go a bit further down the river to where there was water and sand...but no HICKS!!!!

Only the two daring and courageous boys, Reefa and Kenneth, dared go into the raging rapids. While risking his life in the river, Reefa astained an animal bite, the animal yet to be determined. (And just so you all know, that may be a bit of an exaggeration. It might have just been a scratch from a stick in the mud?!?)

With Reefa gushing blood from his ankle the boys decided that back to Trisyn's would be the best idea. They arrived there, "stitched" Reefa up, and made plans for the evening. ('Cause as we all know, a little "animal bite" isn't gonna' stop our REEFA!)

The boys prepared for anything that could possibly occur that evening, and as I stated at the beginning of this tale...anything was possible. One of the men dropped out, for work with daddy the next day was immenent. Of course we all know it was not our good old Reefa, 'nor our FABULOUS Kenneth. So the two boys left awake prepared themselves for the worst/best to come.

With every intention of visiting SPRINGFIELD and it's fabulous clubs with many naked dancing men, the boys came-too and realized driving that far was impossible. So off to SEVEN-O's it was (now right down the road from where Reefa resides.)

Of course if anyone reading knows either Kenneth or Reefa, you know this is that exact opposite of where we would EVER end up. But desperate times call for deperate measures.

The next thing I remember was waking up at three o'clock in the afternoon the following day to a phonecall from both of our good friends' TYLER. UH-OH!!!!

He was easily convinced to get his tall, skinny, hair-dressing ass out this way. But why just sit there and wait for him at Reefa's when you can go out for Chinese Food and Scorpion-Bowls in the center of Amherst, and then rendevous with him at Reefa's EX-place of employment. So off for MSG, Chinese rum, and good ABC beer our boys went.

AT THIS POINT IF YOU ARE STILL WITH ME, I GIVE YOU A MILLION SNAPS. WE ARE ONLY HALF-WAY THROUGH THIS DEBAUCHEROUS TALE, SO STAY WITH ME GIRLS AND BOYS!!!

While ordering our average beverages, Stoli-O Cosmo with a splash of lime and a twist of orange, and a Grey-Goose and tonic with only a bit of lime, we ran into our good old NH (For all of you wierdos...NorthHampton) friend...JONATHAN! As excited as we to see him, was how he felt about the reunion. Immediately Reefa, Kenneth, Jonathan, and shorthly there-after...TYLER, were all the "QUEENIEST" boys once again united.

Swimming was the only thing the drunk boys could comprehend at this point, and since Reefa's new place has a FABULOUS pool facility, the boys opted for a re-visit to the "Spirit Haus" and then back to Reefa's it was. There is no need to discuss the journey to the pool, 'cause as you all can imagine... it was the "GAYEST" pool trip you ever did hear of.

And after we all left the pool to go back over to Reefa's place, only because the "spirits" were gone, the group decided that PUFFERS POND would now be where the party was at. Our bitch Tristyn just-so-happened to have just finished work for the day also, so a fifth we did have.

Cocktails were made, and the Audi was driven...to PUFFERS that is. The boys seemed to be toning down, and as we all know...Reefa does not like these words, so into the nasty Puffers he dove to liven up the party. The other FANTASTIC 4 watched from the bench as Reefa rolled up his FABULOUS pin-stripped dress pants, accessorized with his plaid white and black belt, and jumped into the pond. Before they could yell "HAY BITCH," he was half-way across the pond with his FABULOUS swimming skills from the good old lifeguard days kicking in.

Hearing not all the yells from the boys on the side of the beach he departed from, Reefa finished his journey accross the pond. If we all know Reefa well enough we know that as of this point he did indeed have a hard time breathing, but that would not stop him from facing the evil goblins (JK,JK,JK, just a little LORD OF THE RINGS referance!!!) But he did finish. Drunk as he was, he grabbed a T-shirt off of the ground from one of the un-knowing recreationalists on this new side of the pond, and began walking back around the pond to where the distraught boys supposedly awaited. But of course as he had expected, the boys had already jumped into the Audi and booked it to the other side to save Reefa's life. There in the middle of the Amherst road, half-way between the two sides of the pond, they made him strip naked and get into the vehicle for the ride home.

Now the story slowly comes to a hault. For all of the boys were exausted, and the "spirits" were now gone. So with a "Happily Ever After" ending, they all managed to pass out (not just fall asleep, but rather...pass out) and have a good nights-sleep. In the morn' Reefa awoke to an empty house, for all of the boys had to depart early that morning for home.

THE END