The Official Start of "JUST JOSH"

So...

I somehow created a blog way back on my birthday (January 31), but it now does not exist. Do you even know how much typing that means I have to do!!! Think of all the stories I could possibly have told in a WHOLE month's worth of time. That is a fucking LOT of stories!!!

Well, Here we go...

As you can clearly see, Josh is officially online. Bear with me getting this site together 'cause not only do I not have regular access to a computer, but me and computers do not typically have the best relationships. I plan to have a bunch of pics ready for your viewing pleasure sometime soon though. These will aide in the process of catching up on "Josh's" current events. 'Till then, my words will have to paint you all the pictures.

So first of all, THE BIRTHDAY!!!

I don't know about Steph and Justin Timberlake, but once again my birthday seemed to last for days. Somewhere amongst the drunken stooper I managed my way out to good old Providence,RI with some of the best clubbers I know. Of course my right-hand man Brian was present, and an un-expected old-time guest arrived at the club surprising us all...TYLER SULLIVAN! We partied like rock stars, and somehow did not manage to get kicked out of the club. By the end of the night I found myself in a weird town known as Chelmsford, MA. Tyler had become the "hostess with the most-ess" for my post-party party. 'Till the wee hours we continued our debauchery in his bedroom.

And for the next issue at hand...

Stephanie Wilson finally came back to her homeland and visited all of us "New England" folk. She made her way to Amherst for one fun-filled night at the Pub (if you want details refer to her website at [stephandlola.blogspot.com]). The next night we proceeded to grace Boston with our presence. Joined by Morgan, Mike, Danielle, Jennie, Bree, and a few others we haven't seen in quite some time, we proceeded to do it up UMASS style. I think I can speak for us all when I say..."Come back again soon ya' bitch!!!"

And on another FABULOUS note...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! To not only one couple, but two. Mr. Brett Holladay is now officially a married man, and thank god it happened here in the good old state of MA, 'cause his wife is actually a man. GO BRETT GO!!! GOOD LUCK!!! And then to my dear Jenn and Jackypoo, who have held a place in my heart since this previous summer, CONGRATS to you too. I wish FABULOUS things for both sets of newlyweds.

And now on a more "JUST JOSH" note...

Let's all hope this nasty-ass weather (and for you folks that are not living up here in MA...the snow just keeps on coming) goes away as quick as can be. "Josh" needs to start wearing some of those FABULOUS spring clothes he has been saving since he gained some chubb, and then lost it all again. Isn't that the best feeling girls...being able to fit into all of that clothes you wore years ago (including those leather pants you all saw me in on my 21st!!!).

Anyway, I've had enough of Tristyn and Paul having sex in the background, so I'm 'gonna go join them now. JUST KIDDING!!!! I can never get enough!!! HAHAHAHA

Love Ya' Bitches